Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

its over, patents from the 1890s prove this

ex:

Spoiler: look at this shit

 

Fuckers who put "Other" wipe their ass laying down

 

What is this "folding" vs. "wadding" debate? Are you talking about what you are doing to wipe a second time with the same sheet? Or is this something you do before you even wipe because your toilet paper is so thin that you have to do it?

 

Actually, I do 5 jumping jacks before each wipe, next time don't assume how I wipe.

 

Polls have closed! Sorry for the delay! It seems like the split is actually 1:2 and not 50:50! Twice as many sitters as standers! Thank you for taking part in this and see you next discussion!

 

You absolute charlatans. Wiping is for plebs, it's all about pressure washing your taintal region with a bidet and then following up with a blast of warm air from a hair dryer

 

This point was covered in the second post and it falls under "Other". We could potentially have 16 bidet users among us.

 

I wipe before I poop so I don't have to after.

 

tbh i dont poop so i never have to wipe

 

Americans don’t use bidets, why do you think they literally smell like shit or piss.

 

No you see I'm a Frost, if I have intestinal needs, I fart out snow.. depending on the severity it may or may not become hail or sleet.

 

Spoiler: SGM members who voted 'Other', 2018 AD

 

mr poop dick right here

 

I just wanna know how we got to this on a thread asking how you wipe your ass.

 

I've changed sides. Wiping while sitting down is clearly the correct way to wipe your ass.