Official Ironic Petty Reports Thread

stop dumbing me

 

That's hot

 

Reporting Jayshore

Reason: Being gay and not giving me a backround

Evidence: "Gayshore"

 

Report: Panduh

Reason: for using homophobic slurs when he's trial staff.

Evidence: Quoted message.

Ban this toxic soon to be ex staff.

 

Exactly, nothing wrong with being gay roz, you can come out of the closet soon.

 

Report: @Kyül
Reason: I miss u bb ;_;
Evidence: Mah Heart

This kook needs to play more

 

Reporting my alt @HelixSpiral again so people don't suspect its me.



As you can clearly see this is blatant untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, deceitful, deceiving, duplicitous, double-dealing, two-faced behavior

 

Report against @Patronus Penguin

Reason: Abomination of a signature

Evidence:

As is tradition we don't follow the proper chain of command so I'll be tagging @HelixSpiral and @Pacifist

 

You're right this is fucking garbage. wtf @Patronus Penguin this is like one step away from comic sans. fix it or demote.

 

Report Against @Texas

Reason: BANN DOGGI

@Opalium @CDriscoll @Texas

 

@HelixSpiral can we just let him have what he wants already

 

I mean the account could just be deleted and everybody forgets he was a thing



also report against @Opalium for breaking rule #3 on multiple occasions and claiming immunity to rules

 

Report: @luna♥
Reason: Harrassment, lack of professionalism, has a big nose
Evidence:

Spoiler: hurt my feelings

Spoiler: asking to be reported

Spoiler: not nice

@Old Fox is my witness

#badmin

 

In my defense, he totally had it coming, lbtomato.

 

report valid. /me rolls up newspaper

 

luna more like lunatic.

 

Report against @luna♥
Reason: Messing with my laptop/wifi for the past 3 days and is continuing currently.

 

rates mindreader / future teller