So here's the deal, whoever submits the best illustration of a dog with a shotgun will win 250,000 points. Requirements: Dog must be standing upright and have a shotgun in his hands. Must be a badass dog breed (no poodles or wiener dogs). If drawn on paper it has to be a high quality digital image. You must make this yourself. Ends June 1st when the winner will be announced. Post submissions as a comment in this thread. The winner will be the submission that looks like it was made with both the most effort and skill.
So, I decided to take my master paint.net skills to the test and absolutely wipe the floor with this masterpiece: Spoiler: Michelangelo bows down to me Caligraphy as a bonus for your eyes to feast upon.