Politically Correct Insults

In this day and age it seems most "old" insults could get you accused of discrimination.

Call someone dumb or retarded and you're discriminating against mentally disabled folks
Same with comments like autistic

Call someone gay or that they like a different sex and you're discriminating against LGB folks

Call someone fat and you might be discriminating against folks with disorders that affect their weight

So what are the methods used to insult someone these days that arent discriminatory?

 

I banged ur mom

 

Wanker?

 

You would fail to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom of the boot.

 

discrimination against people who like to wank tyvm

 

I never really understood this insult



Doesn't seem too difficult to keep the water in the boot

 

DAMNIT, ABORT MISSION, CODE HAS BEEN BROKEN

 

Whats wrong with people who masturbate

 

You're a fa---- has been banned.

 

You remind me of a straight white male!

Spoiler: ayy lmao retarded monky fuckers

you mentally handy-capable persons, who engage in sexual congress with small non- human primates known as simians

 

The majority of insults I see in the community usually come off as some passive-aggressive quip. It's is most likely due to people being afraid to actually confront a person.

 

None of these pussy boys are willing to confront someone in person.

 

Is bitch safe?

 

ill show u a lil boy pussy, ya fricken barnacle, meet me at the bicycle racks @ 3:45 be there or send your daddy boi.

 

If that's the case we shouldn't allowed swearing instead. Using less offensive words are still offensive if you get it.

 

It seems cunt refers to female genitals by definition so you can't discriminate against females. So far bitch is the only safe word

 

Bitch refers to a female dog so that's sexist

 

More like they don't wanna get reported

 

Hmm, I might allow that.



I suppose turning typical swear words into nouns works. Fucker, Shitter, Asshole.

Can't say dumb or idiot cause of mental disabilities.

Prude is sexist apparently

motherfucker discriminates against incest.

 

Fucker? Discriminates virgins
Shitter? Making fun of people who shit
Asshole? Some people are born without anuses in their posterior you insensitive prick

Prick is safe imo