My girlfriend bet me £100 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.. ...You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Elite would be chill. What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? Spoiler Drug Abuse. What do you call a horny stoner? Spoiler A Weed Wacker
sure whatever. If I win give to @Toest . jake paul is a serious rapper who is better than kendrick lamar
man people that keep saying: HEY KEKE I AM A JOKE AHAHAHAH I AM A MEME AND I AM A JOKE KEK KEKE KEKE. stop its not funny its honestly cringe and edgy as fuck. thanks, your homeboy amr
A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please." What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What's the difference between a dirty metro station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean. What's yellow, has 4 wheels, is long, and eats grass? A school bus, I lied about the grass. This is a small collection of some of my favorite jokes. I know there are plenty more, but I can't think of them right now.
Want to hear a clean joke? A man taking a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man. Entering for luna♥ (thanks for the giveaway
An admin and 4 mods walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender asks for their IDs. One of the mods didn't have their ID, the bartender then pulls out a gun and shoots all of them. The police arrive and the detective asks why did you kill them. The bartender responds with "They were all by an Unided" Help Me Please! Credit to @HelixSpiral for this one and @POP STAR I'm gonna enter for @Milo
Bat joke incoming Spoiler I TOLD MY 4 YEAR OLD: "EVEN SUPERHEROES HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS" He replied: "Batman doesn't"
