Finished 1 yaer

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by -tyler, Jun 20, 2017.

  1. -tyler

    -tyler My trial was filed as a crazy suicidal head case. VIP Bronze

    Guys it's been one year since june 13th and I didn't even realize so ima do another 2 times elite giveaway.

    Also, if you are the 2nd person who wins elite, you get to choose one person who gets vip+.

    So the first person who will be my 29th elite, gets elite. But the 30th elite gets elite and to choose one person to be vip+

    Rate this thread funny and reply with a funny joke.

    Ends on the 28th.

    I also would like to add that I'm feeling generous, and I'm feeling healthy. It's been about two weeks since I've been clean of self harm, and that's a start. A start is really all I need, and you guys are helping a lot, so I just want to thank you again.
     
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  2. mae

    mae angelic VIP Emerald

    myself
     
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  3. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    mfw you promised I would be your 30th Elite :(
     
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  4. Amr

    Amr Benevolently Committed VIP Iron

    bless your face

    Oh shit I forgot to make a funny joke:

    My Staffing career
     
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  5. Acnologia

    Acnologia modern desperado VIP Silver

    Inappropriate and highly racist but...
    I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
     
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  6. Carl

    Carl Kachow! VIP

    What is written on a dentist’s grave? He’s filling his last cavity.
     
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  7. Swiggitty swooty entering for @lewis1000 since he's my eu2 meatshield.
     
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  8. Ichikunjii

    Ichikunjii Vous avez changé VIP Iron

    Grats man. One step at a time here's to many more years.

    Have you ever been to Kangaroo Island? I heard it's really hopping!
     
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  9. Toest

    Toest "I am the bus" ~ Falcor, all the time VIP

    My hatred for you
     
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  10. Salem

    Salem VIP

    Proud of you and the 2 weeks you've accomplished, keep it up :)

    uhhhhh.. funny joke... hm... I don't have a joke, but take this:

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  11. Siddo

    Siddo Banned VIP Bronze

    What does a house wear?

    A dress :^)
    ...
    I'm unfunny, have to rely on copy-pasting jokes.. welp.

    Thanks for the giveaway champ, and stay strong :love:
     
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  12. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    @Jaysu?
     
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  13. -tyler

    -tyler My trial was filed as a crazy suicidal head case. VIP Bronze

    It took me like so long to understand that joke wtf
     
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  14. Aquast

    Aquast lordy was here :barefoot: VIP Bronze

    Two chickens were walking along a road when suddenly the one in the middle fell down.
     
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  15. Paradox

    Paradox The One Eyed Ghoul Banned Elite

    A funny joke? Me being cool.
     
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  16. Iuna

    Iuna Goodnight moon VIP

    Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender walks up to him and says, "Would you care for a drink?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And promptly disappears.
     
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  17. Kyül

    Kyül Caged Bird VIP Bronze

    Your Paypal Wallet
     
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  18. Grim

    Grim VIP

    So you want something funny eh?...




























    ...My life (also dank memes)
     
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  19. stakkuu

    stakkuu VIP

    Me begging for elite everyday :)
     
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  20. Alex

    Alex VIP

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