sgm roast session?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Peter Parker, Sep 4, 2016.

  1. Wear's some stupid ass Google Chrome icon that looked like it was photoshoped by two high emo kids.
    [​IMG] upload_2016-9-7_23-1-4.jpeg
     
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  2. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    I can buy T every round and I can 1v1 everyone, unless you're @BioHazard you're going to look like a twat wearing that suit. Also whats your IGN
     
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  3. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    whew lad you've got a good eye there. you should see my ingame profile pic, you see it every time shoot you in the fuckin face
     
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  4. ThWhodini

    ThWhodini VIP

    probly cuddles, because all the bitching about being toxic. How high do you have to be to roleplay in a biohazard skinsuit? Well?
     
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  5. Usually how this works is that the roastee isn't allowed to respond to the roasts. They're suppose to accept the insults, not reject them.
     
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  6. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    I'm fine with that if you listen to yourself, this was supposed to be on teamspeak and yet here you are on the forums, you literally broke your own idea.
     
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  7. Dean W.

    Dean W. Half-Blood Cringe Kid VIP Silver

    Lets go my dudes give me your worst
     
  8. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

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  9. ink

    ink Genuine Happiness VIP Silver

    I'll get on the line to be roasted.
     
  10. Angel-Kun

    Angel-Kun VIP

    I'm not really a fighter but I'll try I guess...but only on here because I hate TeamSpeak.

    DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is personal. Everything is an exaggerated joke for laughs and giggles!


    @Xproplayer (By request):
    You're really good at first person shooters but instead you play Garry's Mod all day?! You know who else plays Garry's Mod all day? Children and bronies who make Gmod PAC3 pastebins. You're 21 years old and you spend all day on this server. When is the last time you saw daylight? Do you have a job? Do you even go to college? Are your parents happy about this? You probably like getting banned because that gives you an excuse to not play video games all day. I bet you have 2000+ hours on this game, don't you? Your voice gave me lung cancer because you sound like you smoke 20 packs of cigarettes a day. You're the type of guy who wakes up in the morning and reads the rules front and back just to find ways to loophole them because you're a tryhard who literally plays Gmod "competitively". Nobody except @ThWhodini likes playing with you. You will kill anyone for the smallest things and make up rules that don't exist. Why don't you try loosening up your panties a bit and have some fun, you fucking sadist.
    TL;DR: If you were on fire, I wouldn't even piss on you to put you out. #YouMAYPermabanXproplayers2k16

    Extra: Video explaining how Xproplayer hasn't been permabanned yet!!!!
     
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  11. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    im fucking dying irl, i love you. and i MAY kill you sometime. for the record i have 2251 hours on sgmod, and 6182 hours on gmod. a lot are afk though :p
     
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  12. Angel-Kun

    Angel-Kun VIP

    Lol, I know. I was going to put a joke about that but I couldn't figure out where to put it. We all secretly have a lot of hours on this game lol but I put that in there because I couldn't really think of anything that was "roast material".
     
  13. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    the video itself was just top fucking notch, very high quality pics used even my profile pic looks good.
     
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  14. Shaddoll

    Shaddoll Okay doomer. VIP

    Have at me boys.
     
  15. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    >anime bs all over profile
     
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  16. Shaddoll

    Shaddoll Okay doomer. VIP

    You can do better m8
     
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  17. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    I honestly can't, i don't have much to rip on other people
     
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  18. Brahma

    Brahma Homecoming. VIP Silver

    Come at me.
     
  19. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    Who the hell are you
     
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  20. Zypther

    Zypther #SuitUp VIP Bronze Iron

    /r/roast me


    Specifically I wanna see @CDriscoll fite me
     
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