How to kill yourself in TTT

Are you a traitor and can't find that one last innocent because you forgot to buy a radar? Are you an innocent feeling guilty about killing your detective? Are you bored? Well then, this guide is for you! Today, I'll be going over ways to kill yourself in TTT. (NOTE: this guide does NOT cover map-exclusive methods, such as the cars in 67th way)

Spoiler: Traitors only!

These methods are for traitors only! (USE THESE WITH CAUTION, YOU MIGHT HARM A TRAITOR BUDDY AND GET SLAIN FOR RDM!)

1. Jihad Bomb - This one is easy. Just left click and boom you go! (BEWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, YOU MIGHT KILL A TRAITOR BUDDY! ALSO, NO REFUNDS AFTER USE!)
   
2. Shoot at a traitor buddy armed with any weapon except the crowbar (with a malfunction gun, WILL GET YOU SLAIN, USE WITH CAUTION!)
3. Get crushed by a traitor door

Spoiler: These methods involve console usage

These methods require use of the console (Very unlikely to be slain using these methods, use the tilde key to get console)
1. Type kill into console, it's very bland.
2. Type explode into console, so you die in an explosion (TTT only, TF2 makes you go boom)
3. Type quit into console (Forces GMod to close)

Spoiler: Universal methods anyone can do

These methods are doable by anybody.
1. Go to a steep drop and hold a discombob when it goes off (USE WITH CAUTION, YOU MIGHT GET SLAIN IF YOU KILL OTHER COMRADES IN THE PROCESS!)
2. Stand in fire
3. Hold a frag grenade when it goes boom (USE WITH CAUTION)
4. Drown
5. Walk into a S.L.A.M.
6. Ask another player to kill you (This is HIGHLY DISCOURAGED!)

If you have any other methods that are not mentioned here, feel free to mention them. I might just add them.

CREDITS: BirdPlane - methode 3 under console usage.

 

Common sense the thread.

We've hit a new level of content quality.

 

Pls make more guides

 

fuck off this is pure art

 

I just type"quit" in console

 

Added that into the guide.

 

any suggestions for irl

 

Drinking bleach is the most suggested option

 

100% wont work.Sponge Bob survived that

 

It's actually amazing that he survives drinking that much bleach.

 

these are some quality posts

best way to kill yourself on TTT is to type kys and die
v( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)v

 

Apparently if you kill 4 people randomly, not only do you help them die, but you get a good death for about 5 straight days and the more you do it the longer your ban !!!

 

Apparently OP didn't learn that the first time.

 

Took me 4 times to learn that, and I left too while I was at it (though I never quite understood why we can't leave during slays, but that's a thread for another day)

 

Honestly, the best way to go out is to plant a C4 and stand by it until it explodes.