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STTT'S EPIC TEAMWORK FEATURING: @Derp Mason @Darktooth @Guilty @Sinz @Patrick Spoiler: May contain too many memes Though their skills are remarkably sub-par, the league players of seriousttt are renowned for the trust that each member puts in his fellow partner. Their coordination has never been sundered, and their confidence in each other remains true to this day. They are the titans that bronze V teams aspire to be, and this is their story. As Darktooth sat alone in the unlit gaming room, staring a pixelated picture of his face in a low-res cannoli, a sharp knock was heard at the door. He turned his chair ever so slightly, muttered a sullen "enter", before rotating his chair back to the screen. From the threshold emerged Sinz, moving his strapping and muscular build toward Darktooth's chair. "What's wrong with you!" Sinz exclaimed, his voice pleading. "You haven't 'ganked' me all month, and you never want to duoq anymore." "It's not like that," responded Darktooth, finally swiveling his matte-black seat completely around to face Sinz. "I haven't been able to get in contact Disruptions in over a week." "You know how it is with Shaco mains! They disappear off the map then pop up a week later. I'm sure he'll be fine. Besides," Sinz flashed a provocative smile, "I know what can cheer you up! A massage!" He moved his hands toward Darktooth's shoulders, but Darktooth suddenly tackled him to the ground. "I'm going to gank you right now!" He spoke with a flirtatious tone as he stripped Sinz of his sunfire cape. Next, Darktooth slowly removed his own outfit until he was only wearing a pair of merc treads. Sinz managed a last breath as he whispered "I don't have enough magic resist to stop your charm and ethereal chains" before Darktooth began ganking him with his well-endowed blasting wand. Minutes and a couple of passionate cries of "Rosario" and "Jaden Smith" later, it was all over as Darktooth released his righteous gust around the room. It was at that very moment that Derp Mason and Hingle walked in. "Duoqing without us?" Said Hingle coldly, stealing a quick glance at Derp Mason to be sure that he was being backed up. "It's not like that" wheezed Darktooth through gasps. "We were just doing a custom game. Let's do group five!" "Actually," spoke Derp Mason, exchanging a coy glance with Hingle, "how about we do a custom again! We'd need a fifth, and I'm sure Patrick would be interested." "Count me out," whispered Darktooth, his voice sounding like he had smoked twenty packs of cigs in a day. "I think I broke a rib or something . . I should go see a doctor. I'm sure Guilty would love to take my place." As the knockoff Italian stallion left the room, it just happened that Patrick and Guilty walked into the room. "I see you've never seen us practice ganking.." spoke Sinz, giving a reassuring smile to Patrick, the newest addition to the team. "Let me show you how a D2 high elo player does it." Patrick's spirit visage was soon taken off, and everyone's eyes widened as they gazed at the newbie. "I never knew you had a titanic hydra!" breathed Hingle, restrained only by a tantalizing wink from Derp Mason. "Let me show you how I use my ravenous hydra when I gank" Without further ado, Derp began backdooring Hingle's nexus with his explosive shell, landing each critical strike to the ryhthm of Hingle's cries of "Towerdive faster, towerdive harder!" A low outcry overshadowed Hingle as Patrick's voice, high-pitched with pleasure and excitement, exclaimed that Sinz's black cleaver had penetrated his armor. Finally, it was ended. The ganking stopped as Derp fired off his buckshot and Sinz gave Patrick a final crushing blow. Amid the yelps of Patrick saying that his lane was sore, Guilty left, disgusted that he wasn't able to gank anyone, followed closely by Sinz, who stated with a wink that he would soothe Guilty's hurt feelings. Hingle and Derp Mason lay sprawled on the carpet floor. As Hingle lovingly tousled the hair of his teammate, Derp spoke one word from his cherry-red lips: Same.Fin. Top critic reviews: Sinz, of rotten tomatoes, says: "GOLDEN! WINNER! AFJKASF GLD'F HLS;GF AHH." Darktooth, of Smash Bros fame, says: "That ain't falco but this is pretty good." Derp Mason, notorious billionaire, entrepreneur, playboy and outspoken owner of the Dallas Mavericks, says: "Top fucking percentage, top meme." Patrick, potentially ex-league of legends player, says: C.A.Anna, administrator: "I CAN'T BREATHE YOUR STORY KILLED ME it was so good." Guilty, administrator: Please note that his response was taken after a private practice match in his room.
Hey was wondering if anybody would be interested in doing a Fantasy LCS league. Drafts start today so if anyone's interested I'd like to start one.
