Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are ya'?

I eat.... before swimming.

 

i staffed vanillia for a entire day while playing town of salem

 

I stayed up past my bedtime...for 3 minutes!

 

I'll have you know i counted 10k digits of pi while having this guy teach me

 

I stepped on my cats tail then apologized 500 times with tears welling up in both our eyes.

 

I went canoeing up north and stared a bear down for 30 seconds straight until it ran away. True story.

 

Living in the Canadian wilderness when I was 18 for 1 month with nothing but friends, 1 week of rations, trapping material, a few lighters, a tent, medical supplies, assorted knives/axes and a 12 gauge shotgun w/ammo.

 

Yeah but don't you canadians have maple syrup stashed in every square inch of the country? I'd eat that shit right up

 

Couple questions, Did you hunt any animals or make the rations last? And the real question, did you earn your man card?

 

I fought the Russian Mafia and only died twice.

 

Yes we managed to hunt a few ducks, 2 rabbits and lots of fish, no dice on caribou though, slug shot is not something any of us were experienced with. The rations lasted maybe 2 weeks max if I remember correctly.

That experience really did toughen me up alot.

 

Classical, you should make a thread about that. Would be hell'a interesting to read.
And I'm so tough that I use Chuck Norris's beard as sand paper