STTT Confessional (Confess your Sinz)

Confess you Sinz here.

 

I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

 

Jokes on you, it was a raisin cookie!

 

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

I stole a balloon on free balloon day.

 

Actually stole books from my English classroom last year, that i found interesting to read, without the teacher watching. I think i got 5 books worth; Chapter books.
#SlyMotherfucker

 

I steal these sandwiches from my lunch line everyday. They are so good

 

I rebinded a few of my girlfriends keys on her keyboard profile to a Macro that says random things.... Gotta love a gaming keyboard <3

 

I have to confess another sin I just committed. I couldn't figure out how to remove the old toilet paper roll and put on a new one so I left the new one on top of the old one.

I apologize to the janitor who has to fix my ignorance. If it makes you feel better I tried for a good 2 minutes....
(this was at work)

 

I told my wife this year for valentine's day im not doin a damn thing for her and that its my day this year. idk might be a sin, definitely no regrets!!!!

 

Spoiler

No regrets.
If I had the choice to save a baby or a basket of puppies, I'd choose the puppies unless it was my kid.
Yup.
Heh.
Sue me.

 

I stole two bucks from my dad when I was 5 years old.
Haunted me everyday since.

 

I walked past the recycling bin to put a peice of paper in the bin... RIP in peace wasted tree

 

Exciting*

 

I guess you could say that would be a shitty job.

 

I sometimes.... prop kill.... with bricks.... on Forest_Final....

 

I'm paranoid everyone is looking at me. This doesn't help I conceal things... And ride a motorcycle.... And am the loudest where I go.... It's all a distraction from what I'm really hiding.*

*does not apply to my online persona as you cannot physically see me....

But damn what I'm hiding is the sexiest thing around... Expect to any of the Dan Wesson 1911's... Now those are sexy.

Spoiler

 

I secretly have my own J-Pop dance party at night.

 

I wondered why that name seemed so familiar.